केहि फुटबल जोकहरु

यो फुटबलको महौलमा गम्भिर कुराले तपाईँको मुड नबिगारौं, आज यताउता भेटिएका फुटबलकै जोकले रमाईलो गरौं।
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Reasons to become a referee

You love football, but can't quite understand the rules

You have the strange desire to run aimlessly around in the wind, rain and snow

You love the sound of verbal abuse

You find it hard to make decisions and whenever you do your always wrong

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Q. Why doesn't Pakistan have an international football team? A. Because each time they get a corner, they open a shop.  ----------------------------------------------------------- Definition of a good referee 1) Must be fair 2) Must be consistent 3) Must make correct judgements 4) Must be able to stay in control 5) Must award your team at least two penalties and give out two red cards to opposition players ------------------------------------------------

One Argentine and one Englishman were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read:
"Here lies John Sweeney, an English footballer and a good man."
So, Argentine asked the Englishman: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"

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यो तलको चाहिँ शायद मैले पढेको पहिलो फुटबल जोक हुनुपर्छ, 'हमजाएगाको डायरी' को कुनै भागमा पढेको। 

एकचोटि किराहरु र जनावरहरुको फूटबल म्याच भएछ ।

हाफ ट्याम हुँदासम्म जनावरहरुले ६ गोल गरेछन्, तर किराहरुले भने गोलै गर्न सकेनछन् ।

दोश्रो हाफमा किराहरुको कोचले सय खुट्टे अरिमुठे (MILLIPEDE) ल्याएछ । अरिमुठेले दनादन १२ गोल ठोकेछ, किराहरुले १२-६ मा खेल जितेछन् । खेल सकिएपछि पत्रकारहरुले किराको कोचलाई सोधे;

"कोचज्यू, यस्तो राम्रो खेल्ने अरिमुठेलाई पहिल्यैबाट किन नखेलाएको?"
"पहिल्यैबाट खेलाउने मन त मलाईपनि थियो भाई, तर के गर्ने, बिचरालाई सय वटा खुट्टामा बुट कस्नै हाफ टाइमसम्म लाग्यो ।"

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हस् त यहाँहरु सबैको जय होस्!